The Crooked Billet

Pub · Pizza · Pub & bistroClapton

No dishes marked gluten free

29 dishesmenu read 10 Nove5crookedbillet.co.uk

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Badges show only what the menu states. Dashed “Likely …”: our guess from the ingredients. Anything else: not listed, so ask staff.

Main menu

Mon–Sat 12pm–10pm, Sun 12pm–9pm (food service times)

Big Plates

Fish & Chips£18
Cyder battered haddock & triple cooked chips, tartare sauce & mushy peas
Likely gluten. Gluten: Our guess from the ingredients (lists battered): likely contains gluten. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely fish. Fish: Our guess from the ingredients (lists fish): likely contains fish. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Steak & Mushroom Pie£19
Sauteed greens, mash & gravy
Likely gluten. Gluten: Our guess from the ingredients (lists pie, gravy): likely contains gluten. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Chicken Parma£16
Tomato sauce, cheddar & mozzarella, chips
Likely gluten. Gluten: Our guess from the ingredients (lists parma): likely contains gluten. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely dairy. Dairy: Our guess from the ingredients (lists mozzarella, cheddar): likely contains dairy. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Short Rib & Brisket British Beef Burger£17
Sesame seeded bun, cheese, pickles, burger sauce, crispy onions, fries
Likely gluten. Gluten: Our guess from the ingredients (lists bun): likely contains gluten. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely dairy. Dairy: Our guess from the ingredients (lists cheese): likely contains dairy. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely sesame. Sesame: Our guess from the ingredients (lists sesame): likely contains sesame. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Plant Burger£16.50
Sesame seeded bun, cheese, pickles, burger sauce, crispy onions, fries
Vegetarian. Vegetarian: Inferred from ingredients. Check with staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely gluten. Gluten: Our guess from the ingredients (lists bun): likely contains gluten. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely dairy. Dairy: Our guess from the ingredients (lists cheese): likely contains dairy. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely sesame. Sesame: Our guess from the ingredients (lists sesame): likely contains sesame. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Burger£17.50
Gherkin, lettuce, mayo, slaw, fries
Likely gluten. Gluten: Our guess from the ingredients: likely contains gluten. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely dairy. Dairy: Our guess from the ingredients (lists buttermilk): likely contains dairy. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely egg. Egg: Our guess from the ingredients (lists mayo): likely contains egg. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Bangers & Mash£15
Cumberland sausages, mash, sauteed greens, caramelised onion gravy
Likely gluten. Gluten: Our guess from the ingredients (lists gravy): likely contains gluten. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Bavette Steak£22
Triple cooked chips, peppercorn sauce
Mushroom, Spinach & Feta Pie£16
Vegan feta, sauteed greens, mash & gravy
Vegetarian. Vegetarian: Inferred from ingredients. Check with staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely gluten. Gluten: Our guess from the ingredients (lists pie, gravy): likely contains gluten. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)

Sharers

1 kg Chicken Wings£27
BBQ / hot / sweet soy
Likely gluten. Gluten: Our guess from the ingredients: likely contains gluten. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Beef Burger Sliders£2
Sesame seeded buns, cheese, pickles, burger sauce, crispy onions. 2x sliders (848kcal) £15, 4x sliders (1697kcal) £28, 6x sliders…
Likely gluten. Gluten: Our guess from the ingredients (lists bun): likely contains gluten. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely dairy. Dairy: Our guess from the ingredients (lists cheese): likely contains dairy. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely sesame. Sesame: Our guess from the ingredients (lists sesame): likely contains sesame. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Dirty Fries£12
Ketchup, mustard mayo, hot sauce, shredded chicken & bacon
Likely egg. Egg: Our guess from the ingredients (lists mayo): likely contains egg. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Dirty Tater Tots£14
Ketchup, mustard mayo, hot sauce, shredded chicken & bacon
Likely egg. Egg: Our guess from the ingredients (lists mayo): likely contains egg. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Billet Board£28
Scotch egg, sausage roll, chicken wings, slaw, fries, mustard mayo, Frank's hot sauce
Likely gluten. Gluten: Our guess from the ingredients: likely contains gluten. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely egg. Egg: Our guess from the ingredients (lists egg, mayo): likely contains egg. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)

Small Plates

N'duja Croquettes£8
Garlic aioli
Likely gluten. Gluten: Our guess from the ingredients (lists croquette): likely contains gluten. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely egg. Egg: Our guess from the ingredients (lists aioli): likely contains egg. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Mac n Cheese Bites£8
Garlic aioli
Vegetarian. Vegetarian: Inferred from ingredients. Check with staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely dairy. Dairy: Our guess from the ingredients (lists cheese): likely contains dairy. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely egg. Egg: Our guess from the ingredients (lists aioli): likely contains egg. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Padron Peppers£7
Vegan. Vegan: Inferred from ingredients. Check with staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Whitebait£7
Tartar sauce
Likely fish. Fish: Our guess from the ingredients: likely contains fish. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Charred Corn Ribs£6.50
Chilli lime salt
Vegan. Vegan: Inferred from ingredients. Check with staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Hot Dog£7.50
Ketchup, mustard, crispy onion
Likely gluten. Gluten: Our guess from the ingredients: likely contains gluten. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Chicken Wings£9
BBQ / hot / sweet soy
Likely gluten. Gluten: Our guess from the ingredients: likely contains gluten. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely soy. Soy: Our guess from the ingredients (lists soy): likely contains soy. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Cauliflower Bites£8
BBQ / hot / sweet soy
Vegan. Vegan: Inferred from ingredients. Check with staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely gluten. Gluten: Our guess from the ingredients: likely contains gluten. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Beetroot Hummus£7.50
Flat bread
Vegan. Vegan: Inferred from ingredients. Check with staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely gluten. Gluten: Our guess from the ingredients (lists bread): likely contains gluten. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely sesame. Sesame: Our guess from the ingredients (lists hummus): likely contains sesame. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Roasted Red Pepper Soup£6.50
Cheddar toastie
Vegetarian. Vegetarian: Inferred from ingredients. Check with staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely gluten. Gluten: Our guess from the ingredients: likely contains gluten. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely dairy. Dairy: Our guess from the ingredients (lists cheddar): likely contains dairy. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)

Sides

Chips / Fries£5
Vegan. Vegan: Inferred from ingredients. Check with staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Mac n' Cheese£8
Vegetarian. Vegetarian: Inferred from ingredients. Check with staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely dairy. Dairy: Our guess from the ingredients (lists cheese): likely contains dairy. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Tater Tots£6
Vegan. Vegan: Inferred from ingredients. Check with staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)

Pudding

Churros£4
Chocolate sauce
Vegetarian. Vegetarian: Inferred from ingredients. Check with staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely gluten. Gluten: Our guess from the ingredients (lists churro): likely contains gluten. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)
Brownie Bites£4.50
Vanilla ice cream
Vegetarian. Vegetarian: Inferred from ingredients. Check with staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)Likely dairy. Dairy: Our guess from the ingredients (lists cream, ice cream): likely contains dairy. Not the venue's word, ask staff. Menu read 10 Nov 2026 (e5crookedbillet.co.uk)

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Facts

Facts
Fact	Detail
Address	84 Upper Clapton Road, Clapton, E5 9JP
Area	Hackney
Kind	Pub · Pizza · Pub & bistro
Phone	+44 20 3058 1166
Website	e5crookedbillet.co.uk
Menu read	10 Nov 2026 from e5crookedbillet.co.uk
Hours	Monday4pm–11pm Tuesday12pm–11pm Wednesday12pm–11pm Thursday12pm–midnight Friday12pm–midnight Saturday12pm–midnight Sunday12pm–11pm
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Where this comes from

e5crookedbillet.co.uk/food-and-drinkHTML · read 10 Nov 2026
e5crookedbillet.co.uk/food-and-drinkHTML · read 10 Nov 2026
e5crookedbillet.co.uk/food-and-drinkHTML · read 10 Nov 2026

Allergen answers come from the menu’s labels first, then the listed ingredients, then a model’s judgement checked when unsure. How allergen status is decided.

Questions about The Crooked Billet

Does The Crooked Billet have gluten-free options?

No dish is marked gluten free as served, from the menu read 10 Nov 2026. Each dish shows whether the venue labelled it or it was read from the ingredients.

Is The Crooked Billet coeliac friendly?

Eatcrush reads each venue’s own menu and says where every answer came from. It never calls a dish safe: kitchens share fryers, boards and flour, and menus change. If you have coeliac disease or an allergy, confirm with staff before you order.

When is The Crooked Billet open?

Monday: 4pm–11pm. Tuesday: 12pm–11pm. Wednesday: 12pm–11pm. Thursday: 12pm–midnight. Friday: 12pm–midnight. Saturday: 12pm–midnight. Sunday: 12pm–11pm. Hours can change on public holidays; check with the venue.

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