The Laughing Halibut

Takeaway · SeafoodCity of Westminster

No dishes marked gluten free

122 dishesmenu read 10 Novlaughinghalibut.co.uk

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Full menu (takeaway and dine-in)

Fish

  • Halibut£18
  • Cod£10

    Likely fish

  • Rock£10

    Likely gluten

  • Plaice£10.50

    Likely gluten

  • Haddock£10.50

    Likely fish

  • Skate£12
  • Cod Roe£3

    Likely fish

  • Scampi£10

    Likely shellfish

  • Calamari£10

    Likely shellfish

  • 5 Cod Cutlets£5

    Likely glutenLikely fish

  • Grilled Fish£10.50

    Likely fish

  • Fishcake£2.50

Burgers

  • Beef Burger£2.20
  • Cheeseburger£2.30

    Likely dairy

  • Egg Burger£3.40

    Likely egg

  • 1/4 Pounder£4.40
  • 1/4 Pounder with Cheese£4.60

    Likely dairy

  • 1/2 Pounder£6.20
  • 1/2 Pounder with Cheese£6.40

    Likely dairy

  • Chicken Burger£5
  • Fish Burger£4.50

    Likely glutenLikely fish

  • Veggie Burger£4.50

    Vegetarian

  • Chilli Bean Burger£4.50

Chicken

  • 4 Hot Wings£3
  • 1 Southern Fried Chicken£3
  • 2 Southern Fried Chicken£6
  • 1/4 Chicken£4.60
  • Half a Chicken£9
  • 6 Nuggets£3.50
  • 9 Nuggets£5.25
  • 12 Nuggets£6.80

Pies

  • Steak & Kidney£3.90

    Likely gluten

  • Chicken & Mushroom£3.90

    Likely gluten

  • Beef & Onion£3.90

    Likely gluten

  • Cornish Pasty£3.90

    Likely gluten

  • Cheese & Onion Pasty£3.90

    Likely glutenLikely dairy

  • Jamaican Pattie (Lamb, Beef or Vegetable)£3.90

    Likely gluten

Traditional

  • Chips & Gravy / Curry Sauce£5.70
  • Chip Buttie£4.20

    Likely gluten

  • Beef Burger in Batter£3.40

    Likely gluten

  • Jumbo Sausage in Batter£3

    Likely gluten

  • Jumbo Sausage£2.90
  • Saveloy£2.90
  • Vegetable Spring Roll£3

    Likely gluten

Mix platter special

  • Mix Platter Special£21

    Cod cutlets, calamari, scampi, onion rings & chips

    Likely glutenLikely shellfishLikely fish

Fish & chips

  • Halibut & Chips£22

    Likely glutenLikely fish

  • Cod & Chips£14.95

    Likely glutenLikely fish

  • Haddock & Chips£15.50

    Likely glutenLikely fish

  • Rock & Chips£14.95

    Likely gluten

  • Plaice & Chips£14.95

    Likely gluten

  • Skate & Chips£16

    Likely gluten

  • Cod, Rock or Plaice (Served Without Chips)£11.50

    Likely glutenLikely fish

  • Haddock or Skate (Served Without Chips)£13

    Likely glutenLikely fish

  • Cod Bites & Chips£10

    Likely fish

  • 2 Fish Cakes & Chips£9.50

    Likely glutenLikely fish

  • Cod Roe & Chips£8

    Likely fish

  • Scampi & Chips£15.50
  • Calamari & Chips£15.50

    Likely shellfish

Specials

  • Grilled Cod£18

    Served with chips & salad

    Likely fish

  • Mixed Platter£23

    Calamari, scampi, cod bites & onion rings. Served with chips & salad

    Likely shellfishLikely fish

  • Scampi (Special)£18

    Served with chips & salad

    Likely shellfish

  • Cod, Rock or Plaice (Special)£18

    Served with chips & salad

    Likely glutenLikely fish

  • Haddock or Skate (Special)£19

    Served with chips & salad

    Likely glutenLikely fish

  • Halibut (Special)£24

    Served with chips & salad

    Likely glutenLikely fish

  • Calamari (Special)£18

    Served with chips & salad

    Likely shellfish

  • 1/4 Chicken (Special)£14

    Served with chips & salad

  • 8 Hot (Spicy) Wings (Special)£14

    Served with chips & salad

  • Cod Bites (Special)£14

    Served with chips & salad

    Likely fish

Burgers (all served with chips)

  • Beefburger & Chips£6.80
  • Cheeseburger & Chips£7

    Likely dairy

  • Egg Burger & Chips£7.90

    Likely glutenLikely egg

  • 1/4 Pounder & Chips£9.25

    Likely gluten

  • 1/4 Pounder with Cheese & Chips£9.50

    Likely glutenLikely dairy

  • 1/2 Pounder & Chips£10.25

    Likely gluten

  • 1/2 Pounder with Cheese & Chips£10.50

    Likely glutenLikely dairy

  • Fish Burger & Chips£9.25

    Likely glutenLikely fish

  • Chicken Burger & Chips£9.95

    Likely gluten

Premier Peter's Pies (all served with chips)

  • Steak & Kidney Pie & Chips£8.95

    Likely gluten

  • Chicken & Mushroom Pie£8.95

    Likely gluten

  • Beef & Onion Pie£8.95

    Likely gluten

  • Jamaican Pattie (Lamb, Beef or Vegetarian)£8.95

    Vegetarian optionLikely gluten

Chicken meals

  • 4 Hot (Spicy) Wings & Chips£7.50
  • 8 Hot (Spicy) Wings & Chips£10
  • 1/4 Chicken & Chips£9.75
  • 1/2 Chicken & Chips£13.75
  • 1 Southern Fried Chicken & Chips£7.50

    Likely gluten

  • 2 Southern Fried Chicken & Chips£10

    Likely gluten

  • 6 Nuggets & Chips£8.50

    Likely gluten

  • 9 Nuggets & Chips£10.50

Vegetarian meals

  • 1 Spring Roll & Chips£7

    Likely gluten

  • Vegetarian Burger & Chips£9.25

    VegetarianLikely gluten

  • Chilli Bean Burger & Chips£9.25

    Likely gluten

  • Chips & Salad£8
  • 8 Onion Rings & Chips£8.50

Traditional (second section)

  • Special All Day Breakfast£12.95

    Sausage, 2 eggs, beefburger, fried tomatoes, chips, buttered roll, beans or peas, tea or coffee

    Likely glutenLikely egg

  • Beefburger in Batter & Chips£8

    Likely gluten

  • Jumbo Sausage & Chips£7.90
  • Battered Sausage & Chips£8

    Likely glutenLikely egg

  • Saveloy & Chips£8
  • 2 Eggs & Chips£8

    Likely egg

  • 1 Egg & Chips£7

    Likely egg

  • Egg, Saveloy & Chips£9

    Likely egg

  • Egg, Sausage & Chips£9

    Likely egg

  • Chips & Gravy / Curry Sauce (Large Portion)£6.50
  • Chips & Mushy Peas / Baked Beans£6.80

Side orders

  • Chips£4.70
  • Mixed Salad£6

    Lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber. Served with dressing

  • Coleslaw£3.50
  • Mushy Peas£3.50
  • Heinz Baked Beans£3.50
  • Curry Sauce£3
  • Gravy£3
  • 8 Onion Rings£4.75
  • 8 Hot (Spicy) Wings£7.50
  • Scampi or Calamari£12.50

    Likely shellfish

  • Gherkin£1.25
  • Pickled Egg£1.25

    Likely egg

  • Pickled Onion
  • Roll & Butter£1

    Likely glutenLikely dairy

Children's menu (under 10s)

Children's menu (under 10 years old)

  • Fish Cake & Chips£6.50

    Likely glutenLikely fish

  • 4 Nuggets & Chips£6.50
  • 3 Cod Bites & Chips£6.50

    Likely fish

What the menu saysThe website states: "All fish is freshly fried to order in traditional batter." No gluten-free claim or dedicated fryer statement is printed.
  • The website states: "All fish is freshly fried to order in traditional batter." No gluten-free claim or dedicated fryer statement is printed.
  • FAQ: "Some dishes may contain allergens such as fish, gluten, eggs, dairy, or soy. Please inform a member of staff if you have any allergies or intolerances."

Facts

FactDetail
Address38 Strutton Ground, City of Westminster, SW1P 2HR
AreaWestminster
KindTakeaway · Seafood
Phone+44 20 7799 2844
Websitelaughinghalibut.co.uk
BookingOnline through Book online
Menu read10 Nov 2026 from laughinghalibut.co.uk
Hours
  • Monday11am–8pm
  • Tuesday11am–8pm
  • Wednesday11am–8pm
  • Thursday11am–8pm
  • Friday11am–8pm
  • Saturday11am–4pm
  • SundayClosed
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What diners say

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Where this comes from

Allergen answers come from the menu’s labels first, then the listed ingredients, then a model’s judgement checked when unsure. How allergen status is decided.

Questions about The Laughing Halibut

Does The Laughing Halibut have gluten-free options?

No dish is marked gluten free as served, from the menu read 10 Nov 2026. Each dish shows whether the venue labelled it or it was read from the ingredients.

Is The Laughing Halibut coeliac friendly?

The venue notes: “The website states: "All fish is freshly fried to order in traditional batter." No gluten-free claim or dedicated fryer statement is…”. Eatcrush reads each venue’s own menu and says where every answer came from. It never calls a dish safe: kitchens share fryers, boards and flour, and menus change. If you have coeliac disease or an allergy, confirm with staff before you order.

When is The Laughing Halibut open?

Monday: 11am–8pm. Tuesday: 11am–8pm. Wednesday: 11am–8pm. Thursday: 11am–8pm. Friday: 11am–8pm. Saturday: 11am–4pm. Sunday: Closed. Hours can change on public holidays; check with the venue.

Can I book The Laughing Halibut online?

Yes, through Book online: https://laughinghalibut.co.uk/#collapse-1eddba26aeff6932e710

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